There were these two priests who rode their bicycles to church every Sunday.
Well, one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bicycle.
The other priest asked where his bicycle was.
The first priest said, “I don’t know, but I think it got stolen!”
The other priest said, “Well what you need to do, is during Mass, read off the ten commandments, and when you get to ‘Thou Shall Not Steal‘ someone will confess to the crime.”
The next time the two saw each, other the priest had his bicycle back.
“The Lord be praised”, the other priest said, “I see you got your bicycle back! Did you do what I said?”
The first priest replied, “Well not exactly. It was when I was reading the ten commandments and I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, that I seemed to remember where I had left it.”
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