As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God decided to give Adam two new organs.
It took God a while to work on these, even though he was all powerful, but these things still take time, but finally the organs were finished, and God went along to see Adam to give him the news.
“Hi Adam”, God said. “I’ve got some news for you”.
“Oh yes”, replied Adam, “what’s that then?”
“Well”, God said, “I have some good news for you, but also some not so good news”.
Adam looked at God a bit perplexed, and said, “Well God, what’s the good news?”
With a big smile, God explained to Adam: “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children.”
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, “These are great gifts you have given to me God. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?”
God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, “The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time”.
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