Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop.
They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do.
An old lady who was sitting behind them on the bus ignored their conversation at first, but she couldn’t help but listen in on them when she heard one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more”.
The old lady leaned forward and said to them loudly in no uncertain terms, “You foul-mouthed swine! In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public”.
“Hey, coola down lady”, one of the Italians said. “Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi”.
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