A police officer was on patrol one night in a small town in County Galway when he saw two Irish drunks, who had both obviously had a skinful, judging by the way they were staggering along the road.
The officer pulled over his police car, got out and said to the first drunk, “What’s your name and address?”
“I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address”, the first drunk replied in an unmistakenly slirred voice.
The police officer then turned to the second drunk and asked him the same question.
“I’m Seamus O’Toole and I live in the room above Paddy”.
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