A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, who have both obviously had a skinfull, judging by the way they are staggering along the road.
The cop says to the first drunk, “What’s your name and address?”
“I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
“I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy.”