A police officer walked up to two Irish drunks in Galway and said to the first, “What’s your name and address young man?”
“I’m Paddy O’Toole, of no fixed address”, the drunk replied.
The police officer then turned to the second drunk and asked the same question.
“I’m Seamus O’Hare and I live in the flat above Paddy”.
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