Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two.
One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner racing last year.”
The second horse replied, “That’s nothing! I made $1 million for my owner last year.”
At that moment, a dog passed by their table and overheard the conversation to which he added, “You both are pathetic. I made $10 million racing for my owner last year.”
After the dog left, one horse said to the other, “Fancy that! A talking dog!”