Two Horses Were Sitting In A Bar

Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two.

One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner racing last year.”

The second horse replied, “That’s nothing! I made $1 million for my owner last year.”

At that moment, a dog passed by their table and overheard the conversation to which he added, “You both are pathetic. I made $10 million racing for my owner last year.”

After the dog left, one horse said to the other, “Fancy that! A talking dog!”

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