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Two Gay Men

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We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone.

Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing outside the gorilla cage, admiring one of the great ape’s endowment.

One of the men just couldn’t bear it any longer, so he reached out with his arm, right into the cage to try and touch it.

The gorilla waited until the man’s hand practically touched him, then he swiftly grabbed his arm, dragged him through the bars and into the cage, where he proceeded to have his way with the man non-stop for the next six hours.

When the gorilla was finally satisfied, he threw the gay man back out of the cage, there his boyfriend held him and they waited for an ambulance to arrive.

The ambulance took the man to the hospital so he could be checked over to make sure he hadn’t bene injured.

The next day, his friend visited him in the hospital and asked how he was doing.

“Are you hurt?” his friend asked.

“AM I HURT?” the man shouted. “Wouldn’t you be hurt? That big ape hasn’t called, he hasn’t written…”

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