So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years.
I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing who you might meet and where. But anyhow, I digress so let us get back to the joke.
The two friends decided to go to a bar, where they could catch up on each others lives over a few beers, as you do.
The first friend said to the second friend, “Well, Bob, how have things been going?”
The second friend, speaking very slowly told the first friend, “Not bad Mike. Did you know I was almost married”.
The first friend said in amazement, “Wow Bob, you don’t stutter any more”.
The answer came back, “Yes Mike. I went to see a doctor and he told me that if I speak very slowly I will not stutter. It worked”.
Mike congratulated him and then asked again about how he was almost married.
“Well”, Bob said, “my fiancee and I were sitting on her porch and the dog was scratching his back. I told her that when we are married, she can do that for me. The next thing I knew, she threw the ring in my face and stormed off”.
“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” Mike asked him.
“Well”, Bob said, “I speak so slowly, that by the time she looked at the dog, he was licking his testicles!”
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