Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, just passing the time, doing nothing in particular.
One old lady turns to the other and asks her, “Do you still get horny dear?”
The other old lady replies, “Oh sure I do, I get horny quite often actually”.
The first old lady asks her, “What do you do about it?”
The second old lady replies, “When I start feeling horny, I suck a lifesaver”.
The first old lady exclaims “Oh”, and she blushes.
She then thinks for a minute, and asks the second old lady, “Who drives you to the beach?”
