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Two Doctors

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One night a man and a woman were both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They struck up a conversation and came to realize that they were both doctors.

After about an hour of drinking and getting to know each other, the man said to the woman, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It’ll justĀ  be one night of fun. What do you think?”

The woman doctor, having had a few beers, was feeling frisky too, so she agreed to the proposal.

So they both went back to her place and the man went into the bedroom, while the woman went into the bathroom and started scrubbing up like she was about to go into the operating room.

She scrubbed away for a good 10 minutes and meanwhile the man was wondering what she was doing.

Finally she went into the bedroom and they had sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, lting next to each other in bed, the man asked the woman, “You’re a surgeon, aren’t you?”

“Yes I am, how did you know?” she replied.

“I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started” the main said, rather proud of himself.

“Oh, that makes sense”, the woman replied. “You’re an anesthesiologist, aren’t you?”

“That’s right”, the man said, a bit surprised. “How did you know?”

The woman replied, “Because I didn’t feel a thing”.

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