Two chickens were having an intense discussion one evening while sitting in their coop.
“The farmer sells my eggs for a dollar a dozen”, says the first chicken.
“That’s all?”, says the second chicken, “Why, he gets $1.10 for my eggs! And mine are much bigger than yours are.”
The first chicken responds, “Hey, I should bust my ass for a dime?”
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