Two cannibals were talking one day about food.
The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to get them tender”.
The second cannibal asked him, “What kind of Missionary do you use?”
The first cannibal replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they’re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads”.
“Ahah!” the second cannibal exclaimed. “It’s no wonder they aren’t tender the way you are cooking them. Those are fryers!”
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