Two Brooms Get Married

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/gudlyf/7237958514Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress (bet you struggled to say that).

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding service was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!”

“IMPOSSIBLE !!” said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/gudlyf/7237958514

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