Patrick came home from work one day with not one but two black eyes.
“What in bejazus happened to you?” his wife asked him.
“I will never understand women”, Patrick replied. “I was going up an escalator behind this pretty young girl and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in her underwear. So, I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can understand her doing that”, his wife said, “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well”, Patrick replied, “I figured she must like it that way, so I pushed it back in. That’s when she hit me again”.
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