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Two Black Eyes

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So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened.

“Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white sticking out of it’s rear end. I walked over and lifted up the cow’s tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. Well, that’s when I made my big mistake”.

“Your big mistake?” the doctor asked, “What did you do?”

“Well”, the man said, “I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!'”

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