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Two Assassins

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Two assassins were hired to kill a dictator in South America.

They followed his every move for month after month, finding out that every day at noon he went outside and did his stretching exercises.

The two assassins decided this would be their best opportunity to fulfill their mission.

So, they rented a room right across the street from the dictator’s residence, where they would be able to get a good view of him as he came out daily to exercise.

They got their sights set, loaded the guns and waited.

Noon came, but no dictator.

10 minutes passed, no dictator.

Another 30 minutes passed and still no dictator.

One assassin turned to the other and said, “Gee, I hope nothing happened to him”.

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