On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary at a fancy restaurant, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
“Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.
She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills.
Puzzled, she asks him: “What in the world are these?”
“Aspirin,” he replies.
“But I don’t have a headache,” says she.
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