There is this guy that had a turkey addiction.
He was totally addicted to turkey and as a result he continually gained weight and was very sick and very fat.
He was always eating turkey right from the refrigerator.
It kept making him sick and fatter but he couldn’t stop, no matter how hard he tried.
His friends and family worried about him, but he just kept on with his addiction.
Finally, after years of sickness, he stopped eating turkey.
As a result, he lost a lot of weight and he looked really great.
His friends were amazed and asked him how he did it.
He told them, “I just quit cold turkey.”
That’s a terrible joke isn’t it! Now seek vengeance and share it with your friends!
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