When you have a story with pub, a trip to England and Siamese twins, you know it’s either a cracker or one with a really bad punchline. We will let you be the judge of that…
So, Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip”.
The man continues, “I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please”.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
“Been on holiday yet, lads?”, the bartender asks them.
“We are off to England next month”, says John. “We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don’t we, Jim?”
“Ah, England”, says the bartender. “It’s a wonderful country… the history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap”, says John. “Hamburgers & Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English, they’re so arrogant and rude”.
“So why keep going to England?”, asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive”.
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I know, it’s a silly joke, because they could have saved themselves a lot of money by going to The Bahamas, Barbados, Jamaica or a number of other closer locations that also drive on the left. Only problem is though, they drive on the left but drive American cars! Ha! That could have been frustrating…