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Here’s a lovely little story about trees, we hope you enjoy it.

Ok, so two tall trees were growing in the woods. They had been growing next to each other for many years when one Spring they noticed that a small tree had begun to grow between them.

One tree leaned over and said to the other, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The other tree replied that he couldn’t tell.

Just then, a woodpecker landed on the sapling.

One of the tall trees asked him, “Hey Mr. Woodpecker. You are obviously am expert on trees. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

So the woodpecker took a taste of the small tree.

He paused for a moment, savouring the taste of the wood, then replied, “Well my friends, it is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch”.

The two trees looked at each other in surprise.

The woodpecker continued, “That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in”.

Ok it’s a terrible joke. I know, but they can’t all be top notch jokes, you have to have some rotten ones as well, epsecially when you have a collection of over 2,500 jokes! Good or bad, it would be fantastic if you could help us by sharing this with your friends. We rely on our visitors to help spread the word about our jokes, so if you can help that would be much appreciated. Thank you. used under a Collective Commons License from

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