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Yes I know us men are not for the most part naturally suited to household chores or helping to keep the house tidy, it’s a well known fact, especially to those millions of wives who are left to do the household chorse on their own, since their husbands are incapable.

In an attempt to help rectify this situation, or at least try to rectify it, there are some new training courses available to men and they are coming to your area soon.

  1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
  2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
  3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
  4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
  5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? – You CAN Tell the Difference!
  6. Accepting Loss I: If It’s Empty, You Can Throw It Away
  7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won’t Bring It Back
  8. Going to the Supermarket – It’s Not Just for Women Anymore!
  9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
  11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
  12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let’s Wash Those Towels!
  13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You’re About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
  14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store
  15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your ’70s Polyester Shirts
  16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won’t Wash Themselves
  17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
  18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What “Fourth Down and Ten” Means
  19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald’s
  20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don’t Fall Under the “Action/Adventure” Category
  21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
  22. “I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!”: Why Women Laugh
  23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let’s Clean the Closet
  24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let’s Clean Under the Bed
  25. “I Don’t Know”: Be the First Man to Say It!
  26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
  27. Directions: It’s Okay to Ask for Them
  28. Listening: It’s Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
  29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn’t Mean You Can Fix It

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