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Traffic Officer

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A traffic officer pulled a man over for speeding.

He stopped his patrol car behind that of the man, got out of the car, walked up to the window and asked him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over, the traffic officer said, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice that your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man got really annoyed at this question and responded with one of his own.

“Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

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