A man and a woman, both total strangers who have never met before, find themselves the victims of a booking mixup when they find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, with the train full and no opportunity to change the situation that they find themselves in, they decide to put up with it and both go to sleep, the man taking the top bunk, and the woman taking the lower one.
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, “I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married.”
Totally shocked by this response, but also enthusiastic as to what this might lead to, the man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”
And the woman replies, “GOOD …. now go and get your own damn blanket!!!”
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