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Total Strangers: The Sleeping Carriage Mix Up

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A man and a woman, both total strangers who had never met before, were the victims of a booking mix up when they found themselves booked in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After their initial embarrassment of finding themselves in a small compartment with bunk beds and on realising that the train was full with no opportunity to change the situation that they found themselves in, they decided that they had no option but to deal with it and both go to sleep.

So, the man, being a gentleman, took the top bunk and let the woman have the lower one.

In the middle of the night, the man leaned over, woke the woman up and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”

The woman leaned out and, with a glint in her eye, said, “I have a better idea. Just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married”.

The man was totally shocked by this response, but he was also excited as to what this might lead to, so he said to her happily, “Oh wow, Ok, Awesome!”

At this the woman replied, “That’s perfect. Right, now go and get your own damn blanket!!!”

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