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Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His Daughter For A Date

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Calling at her parents house to pick up their daughter for a date can be nerve wracking and potentially embarrassing. Here is a list of the top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date.

  1. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.”
  2. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”
  3. “I just got my license today.”
  4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”
  5. “You taught her to swallow, didn’t you?”
  6. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?”
  7. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.'”
  8. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature.”
  9. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”
  10. “I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!”

If you got away with saying any one of those things, I guess you must be a hero. Either that or you live in Redneck country and it’s the done thing around those parts.

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