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Toilet Trained

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Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy.

So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim.

Just then, the toilet seat slammed down and little Johnny let out a piercing scream.

His mother came running into the bathroom to find little Johnny hopping around the room clutching his genitals and howling.

He looked up at his mother with his little tear stained face and sniffled, “K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better Mommy”.

Little Johnny’s mother’s mood immediately changed from one of sympathy to one of anger.

She shouted at him, “Don’t start your father’s shit with me!”

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