A little old lady went into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper.
She stook there totally bewildered looking at the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf and decided that she needed some assistance.
“Excuse me, sir”, she said to a store assistant, “but can you explain to me the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well”, the store assistant replied, pointing out one brand, “this toilet paper is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll”.
He grabbed another pack and said, “This is nice and soft, strong but gentle and it’s $1.00 a roll”.
Pointing to the bottom shelf the store assistant told her, “We call that our No Name brand and it’s only 20 cents per roll”.
“Give me the No Name brand,” the old lady said, “let me try that, the others are rather moe expensive”.
So, the old lady bought the No Name Brand toilet paper and she went back to the supermarket about a week later, seeking out the store assistant.
When she found him, she said, “Hey! I’ve got a better name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne”.
“John Wayne? Why is that?” the store assistant asked.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!” the old lady replied.
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