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To Win The Lottery

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I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire?

I have often wondered what I would do with my life if I could win the lottery big time. Actually I have pondered this quite often especially when there has been a rollover from the previous draw, but so far I just haven’t been lucky enough to win anything but small amounts, barely enough to cover the costs of the ticket.

Having just watched the lottery draw on television, a husband said to his wife, “What would you do if I were to win the lottery?”

His wife replied, “I would take half the winnings, then leave you”.

“Excellent”, her husband replied. “I just won $50. Here’s your $25”.

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