Tide

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/yourbestdigs/33036440816Don’t you love it when you purchase a product and it not only does what it claims, it goes above and beyond and then some.

This is a letter to the manufacturers of Tide Detergent along the same lines…


Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was.

Well, one thing lead to another, and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn’t come out.

So I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!

They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,
Recently Widowed


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/yourbestdigs/33036440816

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