Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life.
As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their husbands.
The first married woman said, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation”, saying it in a way that made her sound like she was superior to them.
The second married woman replied, “Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes” and she looked at the others with pride.
The third young woman, trying to keep up with the other two said, “Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don’t have much money and we don’t have any fancy material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder when he has a full erection”.
Well, the other two married women looked at her in jealousy, after all, size matters and to some, a good sex life is better than two weeks on the French Riviera or a new Mercedes any day.
After a few minutes of contemplation, the first young married woman looked shamefaced and said, “Girls, I’ve got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you when I said about our trip to the French Riviera. Well, that’s not actually where we are going. We are really going to my parent house in Stoke On Trent for two weeks”.
The second young married woman said, “Your honesty has shamed me. It’s not a new Mercedes my husband bought me, it’s a Ford and it’s second hand”.
“Well, I have a confession to make myself”, the third young married woman said. “Canary number fourteen has to stand on one leg”.
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