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Three Young Married Women

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Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life.

As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands.

The first married woman said proudly, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation”, saying it in a way that made her sound like she was superior to the others.

The second married woman replied, “Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes” and she looked at the others haughtily with pride.

The third young woman, trying to keep up with the other two said, “Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don’t have much money and we don’t have any fancy material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder when he has a full erection”.

Well, the other two married women looked at her in jealousy, after all, size matters and to some, a good sex life is better than two weeks on the French Riviera or a new Mercedes any day. Who knows, maybe their husbands couldn’t even manage a good erection, it’s not something you ask is it.

After a few minutes of contemplation, the first young married woman looked at the others in shame and said, “Girls, I’ve got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you when I said about our trip to the French Riviera. Well, that’s not actually where we are going. We are really going to my parents house in Stoke On Trent for two weeks”.

The second young married woman said, “Your honesty has shamed me. It’s not a new Mercedes my husband bought me, it’s a Ford and it’s also second hand”.

“Well, I have a confession to make myself”, the third young married woman said. “When my husband has an erection, canary number fourteen has to stand on one leg”.

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