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Three Women Went Down To Mexico

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Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation.

They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning.

The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what on earth they had done the night before.

The first woman, a redhead, was strapped into the electric chair and was asked if she had any last words.

She said, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent”.

The executioner threw the switch and nothing happened.

The executioner and the jailers all immediately fell to the floor on their knees, begging the Almighty for forgiveness and released her.

The second woman, a brunette, was strapped into the electric chair and gave her last words.

She said “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent”.

The executioner threw the switch and again, nothing happensed.

Again they all immediately fell to their knees, begging for forgiveness and released her.

The last woman, and I geess you knew she was a blonde, was strapped into the electric chair and said,

“Well, I’m from Kansas University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering. I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in”.


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