Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng.
Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough he was, coming from Texas of course.
The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”.
The second cowboy said to the waiter, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it”.
Not to be outdone by the other two, the third cowboy said to the waiter, “Aw heck, just turn the bull loose. I’ll tear off a hunk as he goes by”.
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