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Three Packs Of Cigarettes A Day

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My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day.

He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot!

Guess what his big excuse is?

“Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!”

My response to him when he came out with that was, “Well maybe if you quit smoking, you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster!”

He really didn’t have an answer to that and just walked away.


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