My friend smokes three packs of cigarettes a day.
He won’t quit either, he is such an idiot!
Guess what his big excuse is?
“Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus!”
My response to him when he came out with that was, “Well maybe if you quit smoking, you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster!”
He really didn’t have an answer to that and just walked away.
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