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Thoughts For The Day

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It’s one of those days when we thought it might be time to let you contemplete some thoughts for the day.

These may be old (like us), but like so many old jokes and sayings, they are still good for a laugh and hopefully you haven’t seen most of these before. Jokes and sayings have a habit of “doing the rounds” every few years and we thought it was time to recycle these. Hopefully you enjoy them and if so please do share our posts with your friends.

Ok, here we go:

Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.

If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the highway department made so many of them.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.

Just remember: You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor’s car!

When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn.

It’s a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel, it’s a lot cheaper than plastic surgery.

This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.


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