Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were.
The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times”.
And with that, he tossed down another shot.
The second mouse downed a shot neat whisky and said, “That’s nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up, and snort them just for the fun of it”.
With that he drank another shot of neat whisky.
The third mouse tossed down a shot, got up and walked away.
The first two mice looked at each other, turned to the third mouse and asked, “Where the heck are you going?
On his way out the third mouse turned his head and replied, “I’m going home to screw the cat”.