This joke about a young farmer would make a great farming joke for speeches. I can almost hear the roars of laughter in the room.
The young farmer made an appointment with the local doctor, regarding sexual problems he was having with his young wife.
“Now listen, John”, the doctor advised him, “if you want your wife to be more loving, you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses, pay special attention to her needs, if you know what I mean. You need to really show her how much you care about her”.
“Well, I do the best I can, Doctor”, the young farmer replied, practically in tears. “You see I’m up before the sun rises, I’m working in the fields until dusk. I’m just too tired for anything once I’m done with work”.
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, “Why don’t you take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you are feeling a bit horny. When your wife hears the noise, she will come running out to see you”.
Well the young farmer told the doctor that he would give it a try.
About a month later the young farmer went back to the doctor and this time he was really depressed.
“What’s wrong John?” the doctor asked. “Didn’t you take my advice?”
“Yep, I sure did doctor and everything was going great until hunting season started last week”, the young farmer said. “I haven’t seen her since”.
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