Here’s a good joke for you about a young Chinese couple who got married. She was a virgin and truth be told he was a virgin too, but she didn’t know that.
On their wedding night, they both went into the bedroom and turned out the lights.
The young Chinese girl got undressed and cowered naked under the sheets, as her husband undressed in the darkness.
He climbed into bed next to her and tried to be reassuring, however neither of them was really sure what to do.
“My darring,” he whispered, “I know iss your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anyting you wan, I do anyting – juss anyting you wan. You juss ask”.
Long moments of silence follow…
“So. Whatchu wan?” he said, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped would impress her.
Another long thoughtful silence follows and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispered back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asked her: “You want…. Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?”
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