A young Chinese couple get married.
She’s a virgin.
Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
“My darring,” he whispers, “I know iss your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anyting you wan, I do anyting – juss anyting you wan. You juss ask”.
Long moments of silence follow…
“So. Whatchu wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
Another long thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her: “You want…. Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?”
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