A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale.
She commented to her friend that her husband was going to be very angry that she stopped at a yard sale.
“I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her friend replied.
“Normally, yes,” the woman said, “but he just broke his leg, and he’s waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set”.
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