The Worst Joke Of The Year

It’s only January, and already we have a contender for the worst joke of the year.  Enjoy it, or not…  Either way, please share it with your friends – make them laugh or make them groan.

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, “Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie”.

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed.

In walks the rabbit and says, “A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman”.

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub.

Buses have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.

The barman is now making more money in one week than he did all last year.

In walks the rabbit and says, “A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman”.

The barman says, “I’m sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of Ham and Cheese Toasties”.

The rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, “We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie though”.

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, “Are you sure I will like it?”

The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says, “Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you’ll just love it”.

“Ok”, says the rabbit, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie then”.

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves….

NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

—-

One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

The barman says, “Who are you?”

To which the phantom replies “I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house”.

The barman says, “I remember you. You made me famous”.

The barman continues. “You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and
Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous”.

The rabbit says, “Yes I know”.

The barman said, “I remember, on your last night we didn’t have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead”.

The rabbit said, “Yes, you promised me that I would love it”.

The barman said, “You never came back, what happened?”

“I DIED”, said the rabbit.

“NO!” said the barman. “What from?”

After a short pause, the rabbit said…

“Mixin-me-toasties”.

 

2 thoughts on “The Worst Joke Of The Year”

Comments are closed.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!
WP Twitter Auto Publish Powered By : XYZScripts.com