There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man…
One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall.
“Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The young woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, “Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”
“I have no idea”, he replied, “but every time I talk to a younger woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere”.
This is the absolute truth isn’t it! Come on guys, admit it’s happened to you. It’s happened to me more than once. Not losing my wife, but you only have to be on your own talking to an attractive woman and she turns up out of the blue. It’s like magic!
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