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The Wife’s 40th Birthday

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It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet.

“Do you know”, she said to her husband, “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”.

She said that to her husband, rather hoping that he would take the hint and buy her some new clothes as a birthday present, however Liam was a bit tight when it came to spending money, especially on his wife.

“Or”, he suggested to her, “The fact that it still fits means that when you were 30, you had the body of a 40 year old”.

Liam is expected to be discharged from the hospital next week, but he will most likely always walk with a limp.

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