A widower never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive, but after she passed away, he found that now he was living on his own, he was desperately missing his wife.
So he went to see a psychic to see if she could put him in contact with his late wife.
The psychic invited him into her front room, which had the curtains closed and was rather dark. There was a large round table in the middle of the room and in the centre of the table was a large crystal ball.
The psychic beckoned the man to sit down, then took hold of his hands to try and pick up communication with the other world.
Not a minute passed when the psychic went into a trance.
Suddenly, a strange breeze wafted through the darkened room and the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife coming from the psychic’s lips.
“Honey!” the widower called out. “Is that you?”
“Yes, my husband”, the voice said.
“Are you happy?” he asked.
“Yes, my husband, I am very happy” came the voice.
“Are you happier than when you were with me?” he asked.
“Yes, my husband, I am much happier than when I was with you”, the voice said.
The man practically choked on his words as he said to her, “Then Heaven must be an amazing place!”
“I wouldn’t know Roger, I’m not in Heaven!”
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