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The Washington D.C. Mugger

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Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money!” the mugger demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this. I am a member of the United States Congress!”

“In that case”, replied the mugger, “you had better give me MY money!”


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