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The Washington D.C. Mugger

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/washington-monument-washington-dc-2929755/Late one night in Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out into the path of a well-dressed man as he was walking down the road and stuck a gun in his ribs.

“Give me your money!” the mugger demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this. I am a United States Congressman!”

“In that case”, replied the mugger, “you had better give me MY money!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/washington-monument-washington-dc-2929755/

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