Three women neighbors always hung their laundry out to dry on the washing line in the back yard.
When it rained, however, their laundry always got wet if it was hanging out.
All the laundry, that was, except for Veronica’s. Her laundry never ever ended up getting wet.
The other two women often wondered why Veronica never had her laundry hanging out on the washing line to dry on the days when it rained.
So, one day the women were all out in the back yard putting clothes on the line, when one of the women asked Veronica, “How come when it rains, your laundry is never hanging out to dry?”
“Well”, Veronica said, “When I wake up in the morning, I look over at Roger. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it’s going to be a fine sunny day and I can hang out the washing”.
Another of the women asked her, “Well what if his penis is hanging over his left leg?”
Veronica replied, “If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it’s going to rain, so I know not to hang out the washing”.
“What if he has an erection then?” the first woman asked her.
“Honey”, Veronica replied, “On a day like that, I just don’t do the laundry!”
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