During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit.
He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the Minister’s disgust.
The Minister said to the usher, “Can you see that man is sound asleep. Go over and wake him”.
The usher shook his head and said, “Go wake him yourself! You are the one who put him to sleep!”
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