So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man.
Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and not get herself into trouble. So, she was giving her some advice on what to do and not do on her first date.
She said to her granddaughter, “Sit here and let me tell you about boys. Your boyfriend is going to try to kiss you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do it”.
Her grandmother continued, “He is going to try to feel your breasts. You are going to like that too, but don’t let him do it”.
Her grandmother added, “He is going to try to put his hand between your legs. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do it”.
Then her grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do it. It will disgrace our family”.
With that last bit of advice stuck in her mind, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told her grandmother that everything went just as the old lady had said.
She said, “Grandmother, I remembered everything that you told me and I didn’t let him disgrace our family. When he tried to get on top of me, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family instead”.
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