A ventriloquist who was visiting Wales, walked into a small village and saw a local man, who was sitting on his porch patting his dog.
The ventriloquiet was in the mood for a little fun, so he said to the Welsh man, “Good Day sir, do you mind if I talk to your dog?”
Welsh Man: “The dog doesn’t talk, are you stupid?”
Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”
Dog: “I’m doing all right thank you very much.”
Welsh Man: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (Pointing at the villager)
Dog: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “He treats me really good actually. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play”.
Welsh Man: (look of utter disbelief)
The ventriloquist turned to the Welsh man and asked, “Do you mind if I talk to your horse?”
Welsh Man: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…. I don’t think”.
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool”.
Welsh Man: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Welsh Man: (total look of amazement)
The ventriloquist turned to the Welsh man again and asked, “Now, do you mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Welsh Man: (in a panic) “The sheep’s a liar.”
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