The Ventriloquist

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ventriloquist_Ramdas_Padhye_with_his_Puppet_Ardhavatrao.jpgA ventriloquist who is visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local man, who is sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he will have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke “Good Day, do you mind if I talk to your dog?”

Welsh Bloke: “The dog doesn’t talk, are you stupid?”

Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”

Dog: “I’m doing all right thank you very much.”

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (Pointing at the villager)

Dog: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “He treats me really good actually. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: “Do you mind if I talk to your horse?”

Welsh Bloke: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…. I don’t think.”

Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool”

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: “Now, do you mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) “The sheep’s a liar.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ventriloquist_Ramdas_Padhye_with_his_Puppet_Ardhavatrao.jpg

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