A ventriloquist was with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia, and he was making fun of rednecks.
Just then, an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves and yelled, “Hey, I resent that!”
The ventriloquist, not wanting any trouble, started apologizing to the redneck.
The redneck looked at him and said, “You stay outta this mister, I’m talking to the guy on your lap!”
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A ventriloquist was with his dummy in a bar in West Virginia, and he was making fun of rednecks.
