Have you heard about the vanishing bride? Really you haven’t? Well, here we go, pleased to have found a funny story that you haven’t come across before.
Ok, so a husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His beautiful young wife had literally vanished.
He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife.
Sadly, despite having searched high and low for her, they had no success, she could not be found anywhere.
However, much to his surprise, two days after his wife had disappeared, her husband returned home to find her in the kitchen preparing some food.
He asked her what she had been up to, where she had been and why she hadn’t been home for so long.
What she said really shocked her husband.
“These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week” his wife said.
Her husband, in a state of shock and confusion, thought for a minute and answered, “But it’s only been two days. What do you mean a week?”
His wife replied, “Oh that. I am just here to get something to eat, I will be back in a few days”.
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