The Vanishing Bride

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.goodfreephotos.com/people/beautiful-bride-with-white-wedding-dress.jpg.phpA husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His wife had literally vanished.

He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife.

Sadly, despite having searched high and low for her, they had no success, she could not be found.

Two days after his wife disappeared, her husband returned home to find her in the kitchen.

He asked her what she had been up to, where she had been and why she hadn’t been home for so long.

She replied: “These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week”.

Her husband answered: “But it’s only been two days. What do you mean a week?”

His wife replied, “I am just here to get something to eat”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.goodfreephotos.com/people/beautiful-bride-with-white-wedding-dress.jpg.php

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