A man gets a job as a door to door salesman for a company that sells vacuum cleaners, and like many new sales people, he is really enthusiastic about his job.
He goes to the first house in his new sales area, and knocks on the front door.
A really mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
Before she even has a chance to recover from the shock and say anything, the man says to her, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this mess up, I will eat every chunk of it.”
The lady turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do you want ketchup on that?”
The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”
She says, “We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”
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